I adore many things:
and other miscellaneous things.
Knock knock jokes are really funny.
I snort and giggle all over the place when I hear them.
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
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"Mexicans are taking our jobs" but y’all took millions of Africans to do yours
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